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Whenever you see the word classified up on the title you know there’s going to be some massive raging.
Kaname. Race you to the teeter totter.
I knew there was something awfully wrong when I found myself switching between episodic and unepisodic stylies for a serious show more than I should. God, I hate it when the main character pulls something like this in the last episode ‘I have to do something now’ Fucking procrastination I say. WTF didn’t he do something about it ages ago? No one likes you Hiroshi. Just give up. Moreover, what can he do, anyway? I doubt he can outrun Kaname even with a cramp in her foot.
Meanwhile, PHARMA DUDE has gotten himself a gun, which he hid in the forest so he doesn’t have a single thing to defend himself with when he’s attacked. Clever. He takes control of the dam who was only protected by a SINGLE person, or wolf ,whatever they are. But pharma dude is CHEAP and rather use a KNIFE instead of just shooting the guy. But, no the other guy sees pharma dude is sneaking on him and bounces around the wall like he’s a circus performer and counterattacks Sakaki. God knows how but poor pharma dude is injured (how is that even possible?) The other guy apparently has Hemophobia and Sakaki makes use of this opening and shots him to death. Bang! But guess what? They never show us where exactly they’re shot? Hell, I haven’t seen a real grotesque death in this whole anime. I’m surprised they even show blood! Is 4Kidz in charge of this crap?
Nemuru and her rare hunters
Let’s randomly use pharma’s dude name since this is the last time he’ll appear in the show, that way it doesn’t appear like I never learned his name. Sakaki has taken control of the dam and has unleashed the wrath of Poseidon on the everyone in the village of the not-so-hidden Horo’s long lost brothers, except they got nothing of clever or wise. How is possible Nemuru and her group evaded the whole wave jump just by jumping to the side? They wear customs and have lolis in this show. Just about anything is possible.
Meanwhile the pharma dude is overflowing with feelings of victory to the point it looks like he’s having a orgasm, definitely not due to the greatness of the episode or show I can tell you that. I don’t think his character is that bad. Sakaki and Nemuru (Kaname some too) have been doing EVERYTHING in the show while Hiroshi does nothing but gets people killed cause he reeks badly. Pharma dude got some support from me just because he is the only male character I don’t hate even though his revenge and plans are simpler than the multiplication table one. The map he is holding should indicate where exactly R07’s actual show is hidden beneath all this crappiness. Time to work on Higurashi shin or whatever Higurashi project he is keeping from us. You know you want to, Ryukishi07!
The contrast in this scene. Everyone is running desperately while Hiroshi’s dad is wandering like a dumbass with Mana, who if it was up to her would’ve dashed the hell out of there if she could. Get out of there, man. Get the fuck out of there – it’ s what I was screaming. There’s a hurricane Katrina out there and he’s just standing there like an idiot. Hiroshi’s dad takes the award for least likeable father figure of the year. And the year isn’t even over yet. Hell, we never knew his damn name. Give him a name to this man. I think I know why Hiroshi’s mom is not present. She either committed suicide or left him.
my ‘special luring scent’ ‘ – Hiroshi
Isuzu, smart as she is, has followed and gone alone to where pharma dude is. What she wasn’t counting was in Sakaki’s camouflage gear which gives him a boost in stealthiness and being more cunning than any of them combined. I would’ve been cool with pharma dude getting rid of Isuzu’s clingy wannabe-yandere hide for a change, but Okkami Kakushi wouldn’t even give me that. Hiroshi intervenes and ruins the moment, like he always does. It’s like, when you think a supporting character in a show, where no one dies, is finally going to be killed.. just to be saved once again. Not that I didn’t see it coming. It was just painfully predictable. Hiroshi’s existence is a sin. Why did you hesitate to pull that trigger, pharma dude? You had just about everyone’s support at this point. It goes without saying that I’m voting Hiroshi for suckiest character of the year. Any objections?
Nemuru steps in and tries to be martyr once AGAIN. Nemuru is the star of this show for me without a doubt. The character that is willing to sacrifice herself, so useless Hiroshi and her people get to see another day and have a nice bowl of pedigree. I didn’t want her to have a bad ending but I also wanted pharma dude to get some revenge. B-But how can Sakaki shoot Nemuru when she’s looking this moe? I couldn’t. And I can be as insensitive as a rock at times, even more to shows that are verging below average.
Wait, what? We never knew if there was any connection between Sakaki’s gf and Kaori. At this point, I doubt there was any. What are the chances of having two look-alike in the whole world and in the same village? Lower than OKK getting a better score than Higurashi but higher at being remembered by that show that R07 should’ve never created. OKK is a myth to some at this moment. It has its moments but I can’t say I blame them.
Yes, THE SHRINE MAIDENS CAN FLOAT! Damn supernatural elements but at this point I don’t care about solving any mysteries for this show. My theories have solved just about anything that was solvable here but compared to the flatness of the mystery itself I feel little satisfaction. They were ridiculously easy, then again maybe it’s because I help my dad solving FBI cases on the weekends, but that’s a different cool story. Ok, that was a blatant lie but not as big as what OKK supposedly promised to us. I feel really disappointed. Kaori takes one for the team and goes for a swim with pharma dude to the bottom of the river. Pharma dude does not know what the fuck is going on until it’s too fucking late. You can’t be dead, man. What will it be of the show!? Oh, it’s already over?
Amakuza. Snipe them. Now
That was sad. Not exactly in the pathetic sort of way. It was really the fault of those horny fleabags’ (not you Nemuru) that Sakaki got screwed over and lost his fiance. He just wanted some revenge (I’m sure the police wouldn’t have done a thing for him) but he took things to the extreme, leading to his demise. If it wasn’t for him I don’t know what it would’ve been of this show. He has some pretty cliche moments but at least he didn’t suck as much as the others.
at least you had a badass theme, Sakaki
Last remaining real theory from me for OKK. I don’t see a body therefore there’s a slight chance pharma dude is still alive. Sakaki will come back from the grave and become a) an actual doctor b) a mercenary. c) whoever is inside that pink bunny suit. At any rate, I’m sure his departure will leave some viewers unsatisfied.
Gotta love how they change what we just saw to this and by that I mean hate. Everything was solved and everyone prefer to treat this just as a bad dream. I feel like agreeing with this sentiment because I wish it was. I actually took a nap after I was done with this episode. It goes without saying that I had a nightmare. Actually it was a recurring nightmare of mine. It’s basically about those times when I think I’m watching a potentially good show, however, it turns out to be third-rate and I’m forced to write a bad review on it. I looked for dream interpretations online but they were massively vague.
Hiroshi’s dad is acting all NORMAL, like ‘I don’t know wtf just happened but I escaped without a scratch. That’s all that matters.’ I liked Mana’s attitude the most since it reflects viewer’s thoughts. ‘Hiroshi, you’re still a dumbass. You suck more than a hundred brand new vacuums combined. ‘
Another great example of great parenting, Nemuru’s father himself, who coincidentally I don’t know his name either. Either because they never mentioned it or because I just suck at remembering supporting characters’ names. So let me get this straight. The super old man has his (who doesn’t look like Nemuru’s father at all) people killed then his village saved by some strangers. Nemuru does all the work for him and he only thinks they should rethink the rules? How about some thanks for a change or accept some punishment. Nemuru is going to pretty much become another awesome mom, I’m sure. Also aren’t they supposed to stay like nuns their whole lives due to that freaky jouga disease? Nemuru… when you go to heaven just apply to Seirne Jungfrau. I’m sure they must have some spot AVAILABLE.
Mr. Hiroshi, this Court finds you guilty of extreme suckiness.
Allow me to speak. Fucking harem ending? Really? Is this what this is? I think it is. OKK has not even given me this. I said no harem ending! I liked how Hiroshi starts monologuing like an idiot near the end of the episode like his take on the horny and murdering wolves and how his final thoughts are to supposed to be some deep intellectual crap. No, your pointless babbling didn’t get you any points, Hiroshi. If you want more negative points I can give them to you though.You can say that whatever Sakaki did was wrong but the only genocide I’m staring at it’s how this show has turned out. This is bad for the fans and for business. If this is coming from a R07 fan I don’t want to see what responses it’ll get from others.
Good god. They aren’t done. What have them done to Nemuru’s character? They’ve turned her into another haremette for one of the most fail male leads of 2010 (and on). So in the end everyone become good friends and forget everything that happened? Moreover, WHY DOESN’T HIROSHI JUST MOVE OUT OF THERE? NO ONE IS STOPPING HIM. IN FACT HE REEKS SO MUCH THAT EVERYBODY SHOULD WANT HIM GONE. Sorry, the caps lock was stuck for a few seconds. In the end, the good guys had their good ending and everyone who got caught up in this was screwed over. The end.
wait, it isn’t?
Ep 12. The return of the Lord pink rabbit of DOOM
Dance of the Moon Rabbit.wav
I don’t know if I should even bother blogging (or watching) the last episode. I may get creative instead, whatever that means. Unless this rabbit has great snipping skills (~nihihi) this is going to be some of those random filler eps they give us after the show is over so we can forget how crappy it was. Having rabbits in it sounds tempting though. Also I doubt they can screw up even more than they already have. Alas, I don’t feel like betting..